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have you eaten yet? :grin:

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usually I pass out so I guess you can say that :smiley:

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I’d like to have both if I could :laughing:

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that’s like paid vacation all year long :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

no because he doesn’t want to get caught stealing from the til :laughing:

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Sounds like aggressive moderation. :wink:

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Don’t worry, I take the prescription equivalent of Prilosec.

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Is that like five-finger discount in Texas? :sign_of_the_horns:

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I can live with that. In fact, I’ll raise my glass and drink to that :laughing:

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A true Texan has 6 fingers :laughing:

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I found some of that at a garage sale if you want them. I’ll mail them to you COD :smiley:

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oh well I can get by on what I would get if I retire now. I get tired of dealing with asshole management at times. like every day. The current bozos we got now are the worst bosses I’ve ever had. They are sorry as can be. I’d like to kick both of them in the butt if I could. Maybe on my last day :joy:

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Was it being refrigerated at the time?

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Just so long as it’s five o’clock somewhere? :rofl:

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How much does that help when you’re carrying an extra bundle? God, I used to hate that. :enraged_face:

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about 10 years ago they were :laughing:

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well according to my watch it’s 11PM so we need to wait a bit. oh no we won’t :grin:

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I got big hands so it’s no trouble for me. It takes 2 hands to handle a Whopper you know? :grin:

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That sounds like an exaggeration to me. :rofl:

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It just depends on what 5:00 you’re using as a reference. :+1:

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