BurgerKing, I told you that you are going to the wrong church when you said you had to wait until after church to drink. Now you say the church women you know won’t even kiss no the first date. You need a different church.
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might be the same ones. They must get around a lot 
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maybe you and me could go out together as a team. remember the old skit on saturday night live with Dan ackroyd and steve martin? . "we’re two wild and crazy guys! "ll be the pick up man and you buy the drinks 
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I thought at one time church girls would make good wives. but when I go to a bar, I see them dancing provocatively with all of these strange men. but they won’t dance with me. I guess because I never learned to dance
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Tell them you are an expert at the horizontal dance and you can give them lessons.
Or if there is a huge rock nearby you can ask if she wants to go behind that rock and get a little bolder.
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i like that approach. I know a spot in Galveston that has lots of huge rocks along the seawall. usually lots of people out there though. Maybe I can put up some kind of curtain though so we can have a little privacy
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Why do I have to “buy” the drinks? I think we should be the Blues Brothers instead. Do you want to be “Joliet” Jake or Elwood?
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What’s really crazy is I don’t go to church very often. Maybe they were doing religious outreach, if you know what I mean. 
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I just assumed you’d rather buy the drinks for us being that you are such a nice guy. Which one of the Blues Brothers gets the most action? If you know what I mean? 
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I’m pretty regular with my church. at least when they are serving breakfast. I eat and then I go back to the rear of the church and put on my headphones and listen to some rock and roll. There used to be a nudist church in Houston a long time ago I went for a while but I quit once I realized there was only men there
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Probably “Joliet” Jake. Only because he was played by John Belushi. I am a “nice guy”, but I’m cheap. It’s a conundrum.
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Shouldn’t you have noticed that right away? Is breakfast free? 
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well I didn’t want to just stand up and look around. what would that make me look like? It was kind of weird though sitting next to all of those unclothed men. very uncomfortable to say the least. and yes, breakfast was free. you think I would go if it wasn’t? 
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if you’re cheap, that might explain y you’re single my late Dad used to tell me if you want the honey from the women, you got to pay for it. and keep paying for it. conundrum? are you trying to be like Howard Cosell?
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So, you didn’t look down a lot? Free is good. I just wanted to make sure in case I ever come to visit.
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I’m not trying to be HC. I just don’t like spending money. 
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I cast my eyes to the ceiling for the whole hour. and even when I was walking to my car. I almost got hit by a car . It’s free but they do expect a little tip in the tip jar but it’s not mandatory. which means it’s free
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get yourself a good dog then. they’re a lot cheaper to keep than a woman I was trying to send you another post but the commies just wrote me that I can’t respond again for another 9 hours. so let me know when my jail time ends
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I like dogs, but they have to be other people’s dogs. It’s a good thing I like single.
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If you’re looking up a lot, traffic becomes a serious issue. 
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