the best day of my life was when I was single. I should have said I don’t instead of I do ![]()
I had one installed but it keeps shutting off somehow whenever I leave the car ![]()
I hope she didn’t fall for that red headed clown’s talk of fame and fortune with him ![]()
I think she ran off with Godzilla. ![]()
“I do” are the two most expensive words in the English language.
“Commies”? ![]()
BurgerKing, if you want to pick up a pretty woman at a bar you cannot be as impatient as you probably were. The pretty ones show up after you are three sheets to the wind. And you might even find one who will let you use on of those three sheets (ropes) after you leave together. That will leave you the choice of the other 2 ropes to use on yourself when you wake up sober with that “pretty” woman.
no, she wouldn’t stoop so low. ronald is bad enough though. she knows what I think of him ![]()
when we’re looking for love, we will say just about anything to get what we want. and then once we get what we want, we ask ourselves " is it worth it?" ![]()
I’m usually three sheets to the wind as soon as I walk into the bar. and the bars I go to are so dark, I can’t tell who’s pretty and who isn’t. If I take one home and I can see what they look like, that’s when I know I made a poor choice ![]()
It would work out better if you asked yourself that first. ![]()
Well, she just posted, so Godzilla must be off somewhere on his own. ![]()
BK, you gotta work on your approach. ![]()
I read where him, Rodan, and King Kong are going to some reunion in Japan to raise funds for their retirement ![]()
Maybe BurgerKing can combine his churchgoing with his libidough. I knew a postal customer who would find women through church dating groups or events. He said those church women were the horn e est.
Apparently, church women are in it for more than the sermon. ![]()
what could I be doing wrong? ![]()
all of the church women I know won’t even kiss on the first date ![]()
I think I’ve met some of those women. ![]()
I’m divorced, so I guess I shouldn’t have said: “BK, you gotta work on your approach. :roll_eyes”: