If you have to wait until after church to start drinking, you are going to the wrong church.
I think pictures of BQ in a bikini rates a little higher than you in a Speedo. I know I’m biased, but it is what it is. ![]()
BQ has no weak moments as far as I know ![]()
or you in a bikini ![]()
I do like to get a little religion into me before I start drinking. I’m trying to even things out ![]()
I never thought of that. ![]()
Damm the luck. ![]()
My favorite religion is My Church by Maren Morris, although I don’t recommend drinking while driving. ![]()
we just have to be patient. with both you and me working on her, she’ll eventually have to fall for one of us. but she will have a dilemma then trying to choose which one of us she wants. or which one she doesn’t want and then settle for the other ![]()
I got one of those cars that drives itself. it even knows when to stop every time it gets close to a liquorr store ![]()
hopefully, she hasn’t either ![]()
That car doesn’t drink it for you, too, does it? ![]()
I have those boxer swim trunks with a built-in mesh brief, so it doesn’t look like a Speedo. I don’t like looking like I’m trying too hard. ![]()
Something tells me BQ is already on to us. We may not be as clever as we think. ![]()
you know what? there are times I go inside a store and when I get back to the car, my bottle of crown royal has been tampered with ![]()
my late Dad used to tell me catching a good woman is just like catching a good fish. you have to use the right kind of bait. so I got myself some good mullet and put it on a hookk,( can’t use the real word for some reason) and cast it into a classy bar. I felt a jerk on the line and reeled her in. looked like the bride of Frankenstein . I threw her back into the bar and walked away. I was never that good at fishing . or catching pretty women ![]()
who says we were thinking? ![]()
You need to put a Ring camera in your car. ![]()
I’ve never been any good at it. Plus, I like being single. ![]()
I thought we were. BQ hasn’t put in an appearance. I think she’s letting us self-destruct. ![]()