BurgerKing, does Ronald provide the food at the church breakfast? If so, you might want to say 2 prayers before eating.
especially in Houston. but the Good Lord sees me through it ![]()
you must be kidding me. he’d have to pay me to eat his food. and he couldn’t afford the price that I would charge. besides, I heard from the Mrs. he doesn’t believe in going to Church ![]()
how about a cat then? I know a cat who just had kittens. How would you like me to ship it. Is priority fast enough? ![]()
Maybe BK could get the Crazy Marine to try it first? ![]()
Only if it’s a Siamese. ![]()
he doesn’t believe in going to church either. but I could drop it off for him ![]()
let me check my bag of cats. yep. got one. she’s on the way ![]()
Did you include a year’s supply of Chewy?
And, do you have any coupons for the Monster Menu? ![]()
Maybe he could meet you at the church for na`ked mailmen, and you could try and convert him? But remember, don’t look down. ![]()
But if you want a closer look at the floor, squat, don’t bend over.
Worse, didn’t you find Ronald trying to keep your wife from ascending to meet the Lord? Remember when they were in bed and she was screaming Oh, Lord I’m coming and he was on top of her fighting to hold her down?
You’re really hard on BK. ![]()
Sage advice, because bending over at The Church For Na`ked Mailmen is not recommended. ![]()
It’s a family thing. Ronald is really hard on BK’s wife.
If you’re going to have a religious experience, I can’t think of a better way. ![]()
yes and a big bag of kitty litter too. Monster Coupons? what’s that? ![]()
she told me she’s had enough of his limp noodle . she came back to me. at least for the night ![]()
Burger Queen loves to tease me. and I’d love to tease her. but in another way ![]()
You must not watch your Halloween commercials. Burger King has a Monster Menu for Halloween. I was hoping for BOGO coupons you included with the cat and “kitty litter”. It looks like I’m going to have to pay full price. ![]()