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PostalMag
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Here’s what you do: you put the address of Houston Weight Loss Center in your GPS after you make an appointment. Tell your supervisor that you have to go to the doctor. Give her a leave chit. Make sure she’s approves it. Get a signed copy. Take the whole day off. :smirking_face:

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1650

A regime of eating and drinking sparingly so as to reduce one’s weight. :wink:

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1651

I hear the Houston Weight Loss Center has a delivery entrance in the back for the largest folk. And BurgerKing’s wife has a delivery entrance in the back for clowns.

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1652

Named, Ronald? :grimacing:

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1653

:wink: He’s the “largest” one.

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1654

I love your sense of humor. that was humor, right? and you used some sense too :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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1655

my religion prohibits me from losing weight. that’s why I joined it :sweat_smile:

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1656

you must think I have some smarts for me to use GPS . I know north from south but that’s it. :rofl:

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1657

Is that the religion with eleven commandments, the eleventh being: Thou shalt not lose weight? :rofl:

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1658

If you have your scanner figured out, you can do GPS. :wink:

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1659

you don’t see anything wrong with that, do you? :sweat_smile: my mom used to say " you only go through life once. make the most of it :grin:

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1660

my boss is always on me about I’m not clocking in properly. so I get one of my friends to clock me in :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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1661

No. God works in mysterious ways… :smirking_face:

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1662

Isn’t it just begin tour and swipe your card? :rofl:

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1663

you make it sound so easy :rofl:

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1664

you better believe it. I just got home and I look in the fridge for a beer but there is none. I’m really madd. But I say a quick prayer and 20 minutes later, there’s a knock on the door and it’s my neighbor. He told me he wanted to do something nice for me and thought a 12 pack would be the nice thing to do. but then he asked if he could have one with me. I reluctantly gave in . so he only gave me an 11 pack which wasn’t what I prayed for. I specifically asked for a 12 pack. but I’m still grateful :sweat_smile:

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1665

Think of it this way: You got eleven free. :wink:

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1666

That’s why I never went into management. :smirking_face:

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1667

aren’t you the eternal optimist :grin:

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1668

I’m the same way. plus I believe in earning my pay :laughing:

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