I have a gas moped for those special occasions 
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I thought it was to eat more to burn off more ? but I chew pretty fast and my doctor says that’s a good thing. but what does he know? he weighs more than me 
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what did I tell you about thinking? only think in emergencies. like if your drowning in a pool 
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In the words of the band Chicago, “it’s a hard habit to break”. 
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Maybe you should go to a thinner doctor? 
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Is the outhouse that far? (Sorry. Going for the humor again.)
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nope. I’m going to stick with the fatties. I like my doctors fat and my women even fatter
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I did away with the outhouse and put in a inhouse 
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kind of like eating is with me
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You need to get a E-Moped then.
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You just don’t want your doctor to tell you to eat healthy. 
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How many Whoppers do you eat a week? 
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he tells me to eat healthy and I tell him “I will the day you do” and that shuts him up
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That’s why you need to start going to a skinny doctor. It’s for your own good.
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I have never seen a skinny doctor in my neighborhood. everything and everyone is bigger here in Texas
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I would if I knew what it was. or where it is
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An e-Moped is an electric Moped. Now that your outhouse is an inhouse, you don’t want emissions until after you go to the bathroom (if you know what I mean).
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You need to go to a diet doctor. I googled it. Houston Weight Loss Center is just what you need.
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maybe you could draw me a picture to show me what you mean?
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what’s a diet? 
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