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PostalMag
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Thank you. :rofl:

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1570

Isn’t that against the law in most states? :smirking_face:

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1571

I don’t know what it means myself. I would look it up in the dictionary but I’m afraid to find out what it means Maybe masochist is allowed in Russia. and the marriage didn’t last too long. Got married in the morning and divorced by nightfall :rofl:

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1572

Always :grinning_face:I tried to go a day without drinking but I just couldn’t make it. I got off at 7 and had supper by 8 and just opened my first Budweiser beer. But I’m doing good. It’s been about 5 minutes and there’s still a drop left :sweat_smile:

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1573

here in Texas we make our own laws :laughing:

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1574

51 years MUST be the very top of the seniority list! If it isn’t, I personally give you the trophy for 1st place anyway!! :trophy: :smiley: :+1:

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1575

Are those “laws” written down somewhere? :rofl:

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1576

I’m like that with coffee, except I start at 4 in the morning. :smirking_face:

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1577

My marriage took twelve years to fall apart. How did you end yours in less than a day? :roll_eyes:

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1578

Thanks Bucky. I take it day by day. I’m trying to break some kind of record but I’m not sure which one it is :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: If I can outlast the crazy marine then I think I’ll start thinking about retirement. He’s talking about retiring next year in July. I’m keeping my fingers crossed. and a few other parts too :laughing:

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1579

what took you so long? :grin: I had to divorce her because she didn’t approve of having sexx :rofl:

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1580

4AM? you might need to seek counselling. when do you stop? or are you like me? I stop drinking when I fall asleep :sweat_smile: We had a carrier killed here in Houston yesterday when a drunkk driver smashed into his mail truck sending his truck into a tree. around noon time. the driver had just been involved in a accident a few blocks away and was hurrying to leave the scene. He died on the way to the hospital. I heard he wasn’t wearing his seatbelt . I’m bad about not wearing mine. The darn belt cuts into my belly :grin:

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1581

Did they have to give you an extended belt?

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1582

Rodney Dangerfield said his dog would watch him and his wife in the bedroom. He said the dog was trying to learn how to beg. He said he would rather the dog be learning how to roll over and play dead. He also said the only time his wife wanted sexx was when she needed to time an egg.

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1583

Where I cross a bridge to get on a highway on the way to work, people exiting the highway and who can see for a mile will either run their stop sign and pull in front of me while I am going 65 mph. Or they will sit at the stop sign until they see the ■■■■■■ of my eyes and then pull in front of me and I have to slam on my brakes to avoid running them over.

The other day my PM was on hold with VMF and was complaining about not having enough LLVs in the area. I told her I nearly took one out on the way to work. It was probably one of our LLVs going to a nearby office that some ■■■■■ slowly pulled out in front of me. I had to slam on my brakes, but I really wanted to run the ■■■■ thing over. I wouldn’t pull my LLV in front of a turtle who had the right of way, let alone a car going 65 mph.

So the color whyte, a description of a person of low intelligence (id e ot), and dam cannot be posted. Well, maybe the last one should not be posted.

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1584

I’ve wondered about that for years. I have two old 7-11 cups. They are like an extension of my hand. I don’t think "counselling would do any good. :rofl:

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1585

That’s a bummer. I don’t understand relationships. Single is a lot less complicated. :roll_eyes:

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1586

but you don’t get any tax breaks :grin:

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1587

the boss put in a request for one but it was denied. They told me I’ll just have to lose weight :rofl:

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1588

down here in Houston you have to really be on the alert for these crazy drivers. road rage was created here I heard. I had a guy pull a gunn on me one time but once he saw who I was, he put it down. He came up to my window a few days later and apologized to me. I said no problem. I told him the order was free to show him no hard feelings. I had some real hot jalapeno peppers that I was saving for a special occasion which was then. He never came back. I sure hope he didn’t die. The commies are strict on the language that we use. I wrote to the director of this board and asked for a list of words that can’t be used. They mailed me a book with over a million words in it. :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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