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PostalMag
1549

Doesn’t BK flirt with all pretty women? He can say in the PDI, he hits on all pretty managers, and it’s their fault. :winking_face_with_tongue:

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1550

No, I would never think that. :rofl:

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1551

You’re going to get yourself forced into the 204b program if you’re not careful. :wink:

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1552

well since I don’t have any pretty managers I don’t have to worry about that one bit. I got this one girl who’s the supervisor that I call Large Marge. she’s a dead ringer for the lady in the PeeWee Herman movie. she thinks she’s hot . She likes to shake her boooty trying to get some attention but it’s not working so far. Except for this one carrier who’s trying to get stepped up :laughing:

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1553

no thanks. I’m a letter carrier until the day I die. you have to do too much buttt kissing to get into management down here. and the buttts here are not worth kissing :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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1554

what are you talking about? All the pretty women flirt with me :sweat_smile:

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1555

I stand corrected. :rofl:

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1556

I can see you behind a postmaster’s desk in a $2000 suit, with a big cigar, and a keg in the corner of your office. :smirking_face:

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1557

When you least expect it, a pretty manager will get transferred into your office, and it will be instant karma. :winking_face_with_tongue:

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1558

you needed to be corrected :sweat_smile:

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1559

it hasn’t happened in the 51 years that I’ve been here. maybe if I can stick it out for another 51 years my dreams might come true :rofl:

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1560

take out the cigar and replace it with a secksie secretary I could see that too :sweat_smile:

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1561

Over my skis again. I can’t help myself. :wink:

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1562

Secretaries like that are way too much of a temptation. :roll_eyes:

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1563

Do you know how many carriers have 51 years of seniority? That’s got to be a short list. :rofl:

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1564

Just make sure no one is looking when you stick it out. At least while you are on the clock.

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1565

that’s OK Roger. You’re all right with me and The Queen :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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1566

I guess I’m lucky I’ve never been tempted. One time I was tempted to slap the backside of this real ugly girl we had at the time. I thought she would appreciate the attention. Boy was I wrong. She gave me a slap that knocked me silly. well, actually sillier. but we ended up getting married :sweat_smile:

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1567

it’s more fun doing it on the clock. and you get paid too :rofl:

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1568

That was nice of you to give her some attention. And you were rewarded. You two were right for each other since you obviously are a masochist. Hence, the marriage.

p.s. How did masochist get by the censorship? Maybe they don’t know what it means.

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