you get what you pay for. a ugly woman will get half so I say why not go all the way and buy a beautiful woman for the other half? 
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I just mailed them last week, you know how slow the mail is. y do u think they call it snail mail? 
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There you go blaming the post office again.
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That’s only true in a community-property state. 
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all right. I will blame UPS since I used them this time
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and what state is that? Want to know the state I live in? A state of confusion
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That “state of confusion” is caused by living near too many republicans. 
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Have you been given a PDI yet for not using USPS?
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I’m trying to get them to move to your state 
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hopefully, they’re not monitoring this website 
We already have too many of those ding-a-lings. Maybe you could trick them into going to Mexico.
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What do you the think that vice-president’s official title is? (I know: VP of smart-a** remarks!)
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Bucky was good at those VP remarks. I miss him a lot. But not as much as I miss my Burger Queen I’m madd that they’re taking off stephen colbert is being taken off the air by president asss hole. I think he’s the funniest of the bunch. I haven’t been watching him that long. maybe a few months. but once I started watching him, I couldn’t get enough. trump had filed some kind of lawsuit against Paramount, who had just bought CBS. CBS did some kind of story that was critical of trump on 60 minutes I think. and trump filed some kind of lawsuit . CBS is saying it wasn’t political but most people say it was. Trump has knocked him quite a lot saying he wasn’t funny. Just like he got Jimmy Kimmel knocked off the air for a while. and he said recently, he’s next. I hope not. The light nite people have cracked jokes at all politicians but trump can’t take a joke. I can’t stand him. He’s taken out quite a lot of his so called enemies lately 
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maybe an offer to work at one of my places for some BOGO coupons in Mexico?
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You’ll probably get a lot of takers for free Whoppers in Mexico. Are republicans bilingual? They could lie in two lanuages. 
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I miss Godzilla and the GIFs from the old site. Pitting Godzilla against King Kong was fun. I’m going to miss Colbert, too. I wish one of the other networks would step up and take over the show. Maybe that’s his big surprise tonight. Move over to MS Now or CNN and go after Dementia Don harder than before. He could make it his mission to skewer Donnie Boy every show.
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every country in the world would be happy with free Whoppers. I have a place down at the south pole and the eskimos there come from miles away riding their reindeer to get them
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I can recall lots of the old crew from the old site where I started at Postal Reporter years ago. Nyquil Nick, Light Switch, Dexter, Tom Joad, Veronica, Wimpy, Mr. MaGoo, Boondocker, Burger Queen came along much later. I got kicked off the site because some clown reported me to the old lady running the site that I was off topic. I would make a joke about something and the bozo would report me. I got suspended for a couple of weeks and was allowed back. I did the same thing later and got banned for life. sorry a hole . oh well. now this site came along and all we got now is just you and me I guess. The dang commies running this site have a lot of restrictions on what we can say. I guess if you ever decide to leave, it will be just me talking to myself. I hope you’re right about Stephen Colbert. going to another network. He’s too funny not to be picked up by somebody else. I heard him and his son will be writing a script for another Lord of the Rings movie. I’m not too big on that. I taped his show tonight and I’m fixing to watch it now. The guy replacing his show isn’t that funny I heard . and it won’t be political either. No jokes about Dementia Don. probably just praise for him. This country is in trouble when you don’t have free speech. and his party members are too scared to go against him. Look what happens to those who don’t back him. even after he leaves office he will still be an influence . I just heard on the news now how some of the rrepublicans are madd about that slush fund created for those rioters during the jan 6 riots. he pardoned all of them and now they will get paid for beating up the capitol police. just crazy
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I’ll miss Colbert. You’re spot on about “free speech”. Fallon and Kimmel have a big job keeping the heat on not just Trump but all of his enablers. The midterms can’t get here soon enough. How do we smarten up the dummies who are eligible to vote? I’m thinkin’ maybe BOGO coupons. Free food is the answer! Can you staff up to make more Whoppers?
Dementia Don instigated the insurrection, and know he wants the taxpayers to pay for “beating up the capitol police”. You’re right: It’s “just crazy”.
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When are those guys going to upgrade to snowmobiles?
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