Did you work today? My mail still hasn’t arrived. I’m thinkin’ maybe 7:30-8:00pm. 
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he’s probably taking advantage of those coupons I sent you 
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runt? Couldn’t use the real word?
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Did your Whoppers inspire any of his songs? Ronald’s “burgers” inspired “I’m All Shook Up”.
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that might describe the diarrhea people talk about the day after eating there. and yes, Elvis told me he wrote “always on my mind” in response to his first time when he ate one of my whoppers. He liked it when I put peanut butter and jelly with bananas on top of it. I think I’ll fix you one 
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Censorship is the real dirty word. 
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That’s okay. I’ll take your word for it.
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Don’t you mean using them? 
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not if one’s a communistt(can’t use the real word) 
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as you wish 
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I got you fooled 
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Are you sure?
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All I know is I’m not gettin’ 'em.
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It’s amazing what words get blocked on this site.
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have you ever lived in Russia? you will be soon. and you won’t even have to fly there
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what about your neighbors? ask them if they like Whoppers 
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at least 50 percent sure
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Will I be able to see Russia from my house?
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Don’t have to. Everybody likes Whoppers.
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That could go either way!
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