Nice to know I’m a positive influence. ![]()
I’m going to have a word with my mailman. You say you send them, I never get them, and it looks like my mailman is gaining weight. ![]()
How many carrots should the ring be? I thought the onion ring was a joke. Now I am thinking you don’t know jewelry. And that makes me reconsider this whole proposal of yours when you said you knew all about the birds and the bees.
Tell BK to get you a ring like the one Travis Kelce got Taylor Swift. ![]()
I tried to order one just like it but they’re sold out already ![]()
I hope I’m not a negative influence upon you. Have you started drinking more? or less? ![]()
I bought a bag of carrots that had 24 in it so that should be nice enough. at least for starters . I can always upgrade later. I’m a real good expert on birds but the bees, not so good. I hope you can fill in what I don’t know ![]()
you can’t trust those fat mailmen. or women ![]()
Just more coffee. ![]()
Don’t I know it. ![]()
BK, I heard they now have more in stock. ![]()
thanks for letting me know friend ![]()
Just trying to help you make your relationship with BQ a permanent one. ![]()
" I put a letter in the mailbox and sent it special D. Bright and early next morning, it came right back to me. She wrote upon it, Return to sender. . Address unknown. No such number no such zone" ![]()
I told you Indiana would win. It was close though. Miami had the ball late with a chance to win but a interception sealed the victory for Indiana. Indiana had odds of 100 - 1 to win it all before the season started. I wish I had put 100 dollars on them but it’s illegal to gamble in Texas. I could have driven to Louisiana and placed my bet but I didn’t feel like driving that far. Most voters here want casino gambling but the big lobbyists from Loiusiana, Oklahome, New Mexico and Arkansas are buying the texas legislators to block it. sorry crooks ![]()
That last little bit seems a lot like a song lyric. ![]()
I was rooting for Indiana. I thought the officiating was suspect. Isn’t targeting a thing? Mendoza’s mouth is bleeding because of a hit from the crown of a helmet, and the NCAA doesn’t ask the officials to review the play after they missed the call. At least it wasn’t so bad that the best team didn’t win. So, is this your day off, or did you come down with a serious case of blue flu? ![]()
yes it was. Came from Elvis Presley’s Return to sender. you want to hear a true story? Elvis loved my Whoppers. Some nights he would call me up after midnight and ask me to bring him a box full of whoppers for him and his Memphis Mafiaa(can’t use real word). He’d try to tip me several hundred dollars but I always refused. He’d try to give me one of his girl friends but I always refused ![]()
Why did you refuse the girl friend? Was she the runt of the liter? ![]()
let’s just say she was well used ![]()