you better be glad I like you because I have powers you wouldn’t believe. ![]()
How “wittol”?
Like Godzilla-level stuff? ![]()
this thread is going places
I don’t know about you, but I’m keeping my seatbelt on until further notice. ![]()
Ronald and Mrs. King sitting in a tree?
im no stranger to square dancing if you catch my drift
Cutting a rug ![]()
BK didn’t understand when Ronald said he enjoyed a good hoedown.
you sure you’re not Godzilla in disguise? That’s a Godzilla joke if I ever heard one ![]()
I thought you said you were a square dancing ![]()
may they both fall out of that tree
aint no use for pants when im on the dancefloor
make sure you turn off the lights first ![]()
LOL, BK, you THOUGHT it was lipstick, but it was only ketchup from the BK drive thru!
I looked for you there, but everyone said you were taking a nap! ![]()
This dude looks like a former 204b … LOLOLOL.
OK Bucky, I trust you. wink wink. I do believe in my power naps. My doctor told me it would be good if I did a quickie during the day . That quickie almost got me killed when the husband came home early ![]()
@NickTorres I saw that those racist posts got taken care of. Thanks for doing that!
A guy I will call Tom was always irritating his friends by downplaying terrible things that happened. If a plane crashed and a hundred people died he would comment on how it could be worse. Same with other things that happened. So he was sitting on his porch with a friend one afternoon and the neighbor (a man) came home and went in his house. They heard a lot of yelling and saw a half-naked man running from the house. The homeowner followed with a shotgun and killed the fleeing man dead in the street.
Tom’s friend was freaking out and Tom calmly said, “Well, it could have been worse.” Having his fill of Tom always minimizing tragic happenings, his friend asked how in the world anything could be worse than seeing a man shot dead right in front of them. Tom replied, “Yesterday that would have been me dead in the street.”
