It is state-run TV and the RNC’s media arm. Trump is trying to make it just like Pravda. Putin would love it.
Admit it: The red shoes make it easier. Rock was an accident.
I was thinking about moving to Canada, but it gets a little chilly there during the winter.
just buy yourself a good jacket
it does seem to spice things up a bit my late Mom used to be crazy about him until she found out about his secret lifestyle.
Trump called me the other day wanting to know if I would be interested in catering his meeting with Putin. I told him I would but no freebies
Always a good question for the cult members is if they would extend credit to their leader.
I belong to a cult. I am not just the leader I’m the only member. At least so far. but if you want to join, I might could find it in my heart to let you in. but I don’t want any credit. just cash
Don only does freebies. Send him to Ronald.
Have you ever been to Toronto in January? A “good jacket” is just for indoors.
You won’t accept credit from someone who likes your buns and wiener?
I must have been drinking when I wrote that. I only drink when I’m awake. I’ll accept anything Burger Queen wants to give me. as long as it won’t kill me. but I’d probably accept that too
I’m a jet setter. I’ve even been to the moon. but I’m not allowed to discuss that for national security reasons
I got hold of that Epstein list and both of them were on that list. I wasn’t on it either. I don’t know how I didn’t make it. I tend to stand out wearing those red shoes and my gold crown
Was your name redacted?
on the advice of my attorney, I will plead the fifth. but after I drink the fifth
I was just cooling my jets taking a two hour nap. I knew I needed one when my eyes would no longer stay open. (What’s really scary is it’s 7:30am.)
Your lawyer’s name isn’t Ken Paxton, is it?
What do you drink for breakfast?
by that time, I’ve already consumed a 6 pack