Everybody’s a comedian. BK’s a terrible influence!
I was told it’s beef mixed with possum!
I don’t know if I believe that. Is that what your wife and mistress say?
I was hungry.
I’d rather you be hungry for a Whopper than be hungry for Burger Queen
my wife and all 6 mistresses
I doubt you would find any beef in his crapp
I’m good at multi-tasking.
There’s a high percentage of possum.
you ought to see me eat and talk at the same time. I’m the best at that
like a 100 %?
That’s a lot of possums!
You realize that talking with your mouth full is not a spectator sport, right?
we got plenty of them here in Texas. would you like for me to send you one?
my family gets a kick of me doing that. and especially the dogs
many of my customers say I ought to have my own comedy show. I keep them laughing most of the day
Most of the ones I see here are roadkill. Although, there’s one that loves to walk on the top of my fence in the backyard.
Maybe you should start a podcast?
Do your dogs bark at the mailman, or have you trained them to only wag their tails?
they do both at the same time