well, last year I had somebody give me 12 cans of spam and 20 cans of beanies and wienies. I was happier than a pig in slop 
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I need to apologize for not making it to Houston to help 
. I have a good excuse. I’ve spent the last two days trying to get the tree branch off my roof. It fell about forty feet from the oak tree next to the house. It’s about twenty-five feet long. Part of it’s on the roof, and the rest is creaming my shrubs. It’s so heavy, I can’t move it without cutting it up first, but because of the size, my poll saw doesn’t have enough grunt, and because I don’t want to call a tree service (probably about a $500 job), I bought a 40v chain saw (that I can use the next time it happens, and unfortunately, it will).
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forever is a long time you know? can you picture yourself at 100 years old? I can’t. and don’t you mean " If we won the lottery?" 
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sounds kind of fishy but at least I get to keep all of the food I collect today. My pantry is getting kind of bare too. Times are getting kind of hard around here. I’m taking care of three families right now plus Ronald McDonald drops by every now and then looking for a free meal. He’s struggling too you know. People aren’t buying his crap like they used to. People are trying to eat healthy these days. 
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Yes, “fishy” is a good word for my excuse. I was thinkin’ about using: I don’t have GPS in my truck, but that seemed even more lame. I did just finished with the tree limb. My new chainsaw worked great. You shouldn’t be so hard on Ronald because McDonald’s Crispy Chicken Breakfast Sandwich is a keeper. It should make him struggle less. Got two for $3.34, with a completed survey receipt. (Okay, I won’t say anything more about the golden arches.) I know I haven’t helped, but have a nice day anyway. 
have you ever analyzed his products under a microscope? you ought to see the things that wiggle when you do 
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I knew I shouldn’t have said anything. I took out the line about Whoopers and the five food groups. I guess I should have left it in, huh?
You’re trying to get this in writing aren’t you? I’m certain it was “I”.
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How can a person even compete with beanies and wienies??? LOL Sounds like a meal made for a KING! 
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Bummer about the tree Roger… good luck with that! 
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A burger “KING! 
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It turned out okay. I ordered a Ryobi 40v chainsaw (tool only). The Home Depot website showed they had two in stock. After I ordered, they called and said they didn’t have tool only in stock, but they would send a kit instead, that includes chainsaw, charger, and 4a 40v battery for the tool only price. So, I got about $110 of free stuff. The 40v Ryobi chainsaw cut through a 6in diameter limb like a knife through butter. I almost looked like I knew what I was doing. 
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and I’m certain it was we. so I’ll settle for 25 percent
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I’m the same way when I’m delivering mail. I don’t worry about accuracy. I concentrate on speed. I did pretty good today on the food drive. 5 boxes of Mac and cheese, 3 cans of tuna fish, 6 cans of Spam, 4 cans of Vienna Sausages and a bag of marihuana. but I’m not going to eat that. I’ll put that in the food drive bin unless you want it
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A King is not a King without his Queen. By the way, have you seen her?
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I can’t do more than 5% 
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I’m completely confused.
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Food drive bin sounds good.
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I saw BQ only once or twice in here, but not for a while now… maybe lost on a pivot??? 
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If I ever get put on death row and I’m given a last meal, that is what I want served
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