whose body you want to guard? don’t say Burger Queen’s either. That’s my job 
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not that kind. One time I got pretty sick and I lost about 20 pounds. When I came back, people didn’t recognize me 
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get used to it my friend because it will never change 
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Sometimes, I think these officials are on the take. The interception (that wasn’t) in the Pitt game, and the interference that wasn’t called on the last play yesterday against Cal. There’s no consistency. If “DOJ” is investigating the game, Kirby Smart’s goin’ to jail. 
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There are a lot of attractive women that need gaurded. I’m willing to volunteer.
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What did your doctor prescribe, Jack or Jim? 
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Kinda like officiating! 
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I’ve benefitted from some bad calls and I can live with that. I just don’t like losing because of a bad call If the DOJ is involved, Kirby Smart will face the firing squad with that guy that they will live stream 
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ok. report for duty at 9 am tomorrow. I will give you your assignment when you get here
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he just said anything over 80 proof which is either of them or maybe both of them. You know, my insurance pays for it since it’s prescribed by a doctor for a medical condition that I have. when I don’t drink, I get the shakes
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one day you will get a good call I promise you you see the end of that game this morning between Philadelphia and Jacksonville? Philly kicked a supposedly game winning field goal with 8 seconds left. But on the kick off a good run back got the ball to the philadelphia 43? with 1 second left and they kicked a 56? yard field goal to win it. I’m glad I didn’t have philadelphia or else I’d be drunkk by now
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A lead is only good when there’s no time left, unless the officials are from the Big10.
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Where did your doctor go to medicial school? Was it on some island in the Carribean? We have this craft brewing place here in Virginia Beach called Voodoo Brewing that I’m sure will take your prescriptions. Is it okay if it’s not “80 proof”?
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I’ve heard there are a lot of attractive women in Texas, so that might work out. Do you guys do lineups where I can pick one? 
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That’ll be like a twofer. 
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they’re everywhere I think.
I think he bought his license from the dark web it doesn’t have to be 80 proof. It can be 81 proof. or 82 proof. or 83 proof. or…
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yes indeed we have attractive women. but for every pretty woman we have 30 ugly ones. we have a lottery system so it can’t be fixed. unless you got lots of money you see the bozo in charge blaming the high oil prices on Zelensky? and saying he needs to go? crazy a hole
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The only president who needs to take a hike is Donnie the dips**t.
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I guess that’s means not less than 80. When you drink beer, is that just a chaser?
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