our bodies are like our cars. we have to change the oil in us from time to time. In my case, I change the alcohol in me. I got a 5th of Jack with me and it’s full. Hopefully by midnight it will be empty. Yes Cubs are in a slump. They’ve lost 9 out of 11 currently. and Monday is a holiday. I might be sick Tuesday 
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sure it’s honorary. because I’m so honorable. The owner of the bar I drink at trusts me with everything. But he did comment to me the other day he noticed some bottles of whiskey are turning up missing. But he thinks it’s the new bartender he hired 
and did you mean presence, or presents as you wrote? I already sent you some presents in the form of those BOGO coupons
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You can tell I’ve been retired for awhile when I start forgetting holidays. Sometimes my fingers don’t type what my brain is thinking. Didn’t you blame my mailman when I didn’t get those coupons you said you sent. You know what they say about patterns of behavior, right? I guess it could just be a vicious coincidence, but I don’t doubt your honorablity for a second. (Well, there may be a tenth or two that’s kinda iffy.)
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I can tell all the way from Virginia you’re not feeling well and need to take Tuesday off. Speaking of cars, I need to vacuum out my truck. 
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like this one old mailman we had said, " when you’re retired, every day is a holiday" The next time I mail you those coupons, I will put a GPS tracker inside the package so you will know how honorable I am
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my neighbor just told me I didn’t look so good. I think she’s right. I would look in the mirror but I might crackk it. Whenever my truck gets dirty, I just run it into the gulf of mexico and that cleans it out pretty good. Takes a few days to dry it out though
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I’m retired, and I feel like I need a vacation. I must be doing something wrong. I like the “GPS tracker” idea. I wanna know who stealing my coupons.
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Do you think it had anything to do with that fifth of Jack Daniels? I’ve never cleaned my truck that way. How do you keep the engine running? 
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I’m thinking it might be you. unless you have a roommate. Burger Queen ?
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not the first bottle but definitely the second. I put saran wrap around all the important stuff 
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How can you blame the person you’re supposedly sending them to? Burger Queen is not my roommate. If she’s here, I haven’t seen her. I’m going to get that service the post office offers where they tell me what’s in my mail. 
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You don’t want to spill a drop, do you? 
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I had that krapp one time. and it always showed me my neighbor’s mail but never mine. I’ve been drinking too much today. that’s why my words are slurrrrrrrrrred.
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If I spill a drop, I’ll lick it up 
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Maybe that what’s been happening to my coupons. My neighbors all look like they’re gaining weight.
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I’m not saying you’re addicted, but you’ve got it real bad.
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maybe we need to give them those weight loss shots?
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I hope you don’t really think I drink that much astros just pitched a no hitter against the Texas Rangers 
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You’ve given the impression that you carry a 5th with you at all times, but I’ll go with “within normal limits” if you want. Do the Astros have a good pitching staff? Is Texas an Astros state or a Rangers state? I remember last fall Texas had five college football teams in the top twenty-five, so you’re diffently a sports state.
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My a**hole neighbors wouldn’t need them if they’d stop stealing my coupons!
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