It’s only considered a fluid if you’re drinking alcohol-free beer. 
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The democrats have a herding-cats problem. If they can manage to get on the same page for the next several months, they should smoke the republicans 
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I’m a fatalist, and I fear she ran off with Godzilla. They’re in Japan beating up King Kong. 
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I didn’t know you were so scientific
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you’re asking an awful lot out of them. when you put a small group of people who are interested in the same thing, that’s when things get messy. those who have higher aspirations for a political office tend to be self centered on what’s best for them rather than the party as a whole 
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well, better him than that red headed clown. Godzilla is a solid family man whereas Ronald is just a plain clown 
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I’m trying to get you off the hard stuff.
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Sounds like you’re describing The Donald. 
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If “Godzilla is a solid family man”, why is he in Japan with BQ?
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I’ll get off the hard stuff when I die 
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well I wasn’t but I could have been . if the shoe fits he can wear it
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he’s doing what they call an intervention. he has her in a program to where he can get her mind back to where it needs to be. she’ll be back in my arms again soon
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You and Godzilla a tag team? How many times can I go to McDonald’s before I get an “intervention”?
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The only thing that fits Dementia Don is those long ties.
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If you’re in the hospital, they may have to put you on harder stuff to keep you alive.
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I’ll allow you one. then the second one, I come and pick you up
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he likes to say his long ties match his…never mind
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a while back I cut myself and I lost some blood. The doctor asked me what type I had because he wanted to give me a transfusion. My wife told him 80 proof. they gave it to me too
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So, is your blood an amber color? In other words, do you bleed Jack Daniels? 
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I thought it was no mind!
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