usually I drink the whole bottle. But I have a pretty big safe where I can put all of my valuables like my booze. I caught him trying to get into it one time and he told me he wouldn’t do it again. but I caught him once again yesterday. and he said he wouldn’t do it again 
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I was told by a scientist that there’s way too much radiation at that site so I passed on the opportunity. but Ronald put one in. not doing too good though. I heard he’s sold one quarter pounder so far but he’s hopeful things will turn around eventually. I went to see the astros and dodgers last night and they kicked our buts. but we’ll get them tonight. or tomorrow 
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How could you pass on this advertising: Area 51 Burger King-where even the aliens like the Whoppers! (How many homeruns did Othani hit?)
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It worked last time, right? 
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nope. you know of a good hit man?
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you got a good point. My whoppers are known all throughout the Milky Way Galaxy 
actually, none. and he gave up his first homers of the year. we won 2-1. but we just lost today 11-2 . but we took 1 out of 3 from them which is good in my book
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I saw on Instagram that you lost your SS for the year. Some tendon, I think. So what do you think about Burger King’s Whoppers being the favorite of aliens everywhere? 
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I’m trying to avoid being associated with the contract you put out on your"goofy brother in law"
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yes I saw that. but he hasn’t been all that great anyway. and I’m not shocked in the least bit about my whoppers being the favorite of all aliens everywhere. legal or illegal. That’s to be expected when you serve up quality food
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hasn’t been put out yet. but I’m getting there. I told my wife earlier he’s wearing out his welcome with each drink he takes
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Has he offered to replenish your supply?
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So, do you guarantee that they won’t be deported if their eating at your fine establishment anywhere in the galaxy? 
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yes for what my word is worth. It’s worth just as much as yours . or just as little
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he always tells me he’ll bring a 12 pack next time he’s around but he always forgets. I assume he forgets or else he really didn’t mean it
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It sounds like “a twelve pack” needs to be the price of admission next time.
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So, if the aliens come roaring in in their flying saucer on your behalf, doesn’t that generate a lot of respect?
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I want it paid in advance next time. a 12 pack per day
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I hope they don’t have any intentions of taking over my place
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That seems like a lot. Is drinking a “12 pack per day” normal?
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It might be good for business. Imagine pulling up to the drive-thru and paying an alien, and the flying saucer in employee parking. Your place would become a tourist attraction. 
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