my late Grandpa used to tell me " you can’t go wrong as long as you do everything right" but by the time I realize I did it wrong, it’s too late. some mistakes can’t be corrected. like my 3 ex wives ![]()
I didn’t forget your Whoppers. did you? ![]()
Where’d you put 'em? ![]()
Someday, maybe we’ll be able to go back in time and fix it. ![]()
Sat*n and the Secret Service? ![]()
But that’s not the same thing. ![]()
Do they do that on the clock or on union time? ![]()
check your mail box. and if they’re not there, check with your mailman . see if his belly is bigger than it was the last time you saw him ![]()
why both of course ![]()
I’m glad you caught that ![]()
more likely more Saytin than the secret service ![]()
let’s just move on to the future. that is if have one ![]()
I’m getting really tired of my mailman. ![]()
When it comes to my Fido, I’m wide awake. ![]()
That’s probably just as well. ![]()
I don’t think the average Secret Service guy will go down the rabbit hole with Dementia Don. ![]()
Those local union officials know a free lunch when they see one. ![]()
maybe I’ll transfer to your city so I can be your mailman. I think we’d get along just fine. as long as you tip me good at Christmas ![]()
there’s benefits to sleeping with the boss. But you don’t have to worry about me doing that. my boss is a man ![]()
probably not even the below average secret service guy ![]()