There isn’t a snowball’s chance in h*ll. ![]()
If you need me in a pinch, I’ll do it, but there’s a lot of naps I need to take. ![]()
OK. we can all nap together then ![]()
I suspect he has some kind of tumor on his brain. After they remove it, he might become normal. maybe ![]()
In the same bed? That sounds kinda racy! ![]()
I don’t think it’s “on his brain”, I think the tumor is filling the void where no brain ever existed. ![]()
of course not. but the same car ![]()
If they did a cat scan on his head, I doubt they would find anything important.
I got an invitation to watch him do his speech tonight but I’m doing an extra shift at my place tonight. you want my ticket? ![]()
In front of your house, or at a rest stop? ![]()
You should raffle that puppy off. ![]()
in front of my house? are you crazy? what would my wife think if she saw me in the back seat of my car with a beautiful scantily clad woman? ![]()
I tried to but no acceptable offers. a red headed clown offered me a free quarter pounder ![]()
You didn’t get offered a large fries, too? Don’s polls must really be droppin’. A “free quarter pounder” without fries is depressing. ![]()
I was also thinking maybe the parking lot at your station after you call in sick! That’s only slightly better than in front of your house, but what’s life worth if you don’t live it dangerously? ![]()
you don’t know Ronald like I do. Be thankful for that. I’m surprised he offered a free anything knowing what a tightwad he is ![]()
I don’t mind a little bit of trouble but I sure don’t try to bring it on intentionally like that ![]()
did you watch the big speech last night? He just kept on and on. I think he would have talked all night if Melania hadn’t told him she was ready to leave. but I think she was ready to leave as soon as she got there ![]()
No, but I’m watching Morning Joe, so I’m getting the lowdown. Says a lot about Melania that she’s still married to him. I just marvel how all the republicans ingratiate themselves to that fool. ![]()
I hope you don’t think I was trying to get you in trouble. (It did kinda cross my mind.) I can’t help myself. ![]()
Their Value Meals look like something approved by WeightWatchers. ![]()