If you want more of those coupons you better. by the way, how fat is your mailman now after I mailed you a big stash of them last week? 
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It looks like he’s gain 15lbs. 
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I’m glad you’ve thought ahead, and have enough for almost any contingency. 
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well, I’m down to one and the night is still young the stores close at 9 so I better go get me a couple more to be on the safe side. I invited the Queen over for dinner tonight but she hasn’t shown yet. I’ll give her a few more hours before I give up on her
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get your scale out tomorrow and ask him to stand on it. tell him you’re doing some research for the Department of Health. RFK Jr. is asking for it 
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He doesn’t have enough seniority to have developed his “scam” sensor, so I should be able to slip that right by him.
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Playing hard to get? Maybe she’s on the OT list and had to go and help someone.
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that’s it!! 
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maybe offer him a free whopper too as an added incentive
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It sounds like you’ve done this very thing yourself!
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It’s not my first rodeo.
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I didn’t know you’re a cowboy? are you from Dallas? I hope not because I can’t stand them. That owner is a complete jack asss(you know why I misspelled that word) or do you?
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I don’t know what you’re trying to imply but you’re right. I sent out a APB to all the police departments to look out for my Queen. she hasn’t been to work in a week and her boss told me she’d rather have all of her teeth pulled than miss work. I better put on my superman uniform and go looking for her. want to come? but I’m not carrying you
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If it’s cold where your going, the answer’s no. I don’t have super powers, so I’m staying home.
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good. I was hoping you’d say no. you might see something that might shock you . that is if I found the Queen
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I’m not a “cowboy”, and I’ve never been to a rodeo. It’s just a figure of speech. 
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well I tried to be a cowboy but I fell off the horse. and I never tried again
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Yeah, but you’re in Texas. I don’t think there are cowboys in Virginia. There are horses, but most are the equestrian variety.
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Well, if you find BQ, tell her I said, hello.
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don’t bother me right now. I’m busy. and yes, I found her. that’s why I’m busy. and she is too
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