BQ, I think this jurist was “endowed by his creator”. 
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It’s been 12 hours. Are you back from church yet? Tell us the joke.
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who was it that said “all men are created equal?” 
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I don’t get it 
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we had a great revival today. lots of booze and pretty women . I have never felt so revived a pornn star was charged with asalt on a pretty woman one time. The judge asked him how the defendant wanted to proceed. The defendant told the judge he wanted to be tried by a jury of his peers. After a few days of testimony, the jury came back with a not guilty verdict. The newspaper headline read the next morning " Defendant acquitted by a well hung jury" . I think that’s how it went. A old guy on my route told that to me a long time ago 
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I didn’t know you were so religious 
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Thomas Jefferson.
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my good old Uncle Tom 
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Are you sure?
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I didn’t know you were related!
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I’m never sure of anything these days. What day is it anyway?
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yes and Uncle Ben too. Ben Franklin. He hired me
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I think it’s Monday. (Worse day of the week when it was the first day of a six-day stretch. I shiver just remembering it.) Sorry.
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“Uncle Ben”, the only good Postmaster General.
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we had this one guy who would always go around bragging about him having a short week because he had the long weekend. I’d tell him the bad thing was he had a 6 day week looking ahead of him. he’d tell me that’s what sick leave was for. and 9 times out of 10 he would call in sick monday. him and the boss were big drinking buddies so he had nothing to worry about. as long as he bought the beer for him when they’d go out
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I’ll drink to that
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“It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.” -Anonymous. Mr. Anonymous is my favorite guy to quote.
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Johnny Walker is my second favorite.
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I thought it was who you blow ? according to my female suoervisor
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I’m glad you mentioned my cousin. I was getting thirsty 
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