I tried to join them but I didn’t pass their test 
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Can’t you just pay a small fee (bribery) and get in? That’s what I did. 
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you must know the right people. Or else I know too many wrong people. What did you do to run Burger Queen off? I hope you didn’t get frisky with her. That’s a no no with her. I tried that one time and she hit me over the head with a steel frying pan. Messed up the frying pan big time. She made me buy her a new one. and she hit me over the head again. Messed that one up too. I bought another one but this time I shipped it to her
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She got free shipping, and you kept your distance. I don’t think I did anything. Maybe our banter is too juvenile, but we can’t help it. I don’t think so. I think we’re too witty for our own good.
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you are probably right about our juvenile behavior. I watch a lot of the simpsons and Beavis and Buttheadd so I can’t help it. but I do watch a lot of PBS too as you can tell. I hope 
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Maybe, we’re witty and conflicted? We both work, or in my case, worked at the post office. We could both be suffering from deep seated emotional trauma.
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I once signed up for some psychiatric help but after a few visits I got a call from the Psychiatrist’s office saying he couldn’t see me anymore because I was driving him nuts
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Did you ever get a second opinion? 
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yes and the same thing happened. should I go for a third? I’ll take a 5th though
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I don’t think you’re anymore crazy than I am, and I don’t think I’m crazy. Of course, I’ve never gotten a 1st or 2nd opinion. Do you think I should?
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I always tell my coworkers “don’t look at me and think I’m crazy. Look at me and know I’m crazy” crazy people get more respect because you don’t know what they are capable of doing I guess since it’s just you and me on this site now, can I be president and you be the vice president?
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I’m not even going to argue, unless you want to be Dementia Don and I have to be JD. I’m trying to forget they somehow got elected.
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I think I have told this story to you before. But I will use BurgerKing’s name this time. BurgerKing got a quick diagnosis from his psychiatrist. BurgerKing arrived at his first session wearing only plastic wrap and the doctor said, “I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
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just think of it as a 4 year nightmare that ends january 20, 2029
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that’s a good joke. It made me laugh and blush at the same time. I figured you would show up eventually. If you ever decide to leave us, at least say goodbye
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It already seems like four years. Although, some free coupons for the new Ultimate Steakhouse Whopper would really help.
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time sure does fly doesn’t it? especially when we’re having a good time. maybe we can take a 3 year nap and when we wake up, he’ll be gone? Why wasn’t I informed of that new Ultimate Steakhouse Whopper? Heads will roll I promise you . I just hope it’s not mine. But as soon as I get my hands on those coupons, I’ll send them off to you. I sent some for some whoppers a while back. I just put your name on the envelope and used your address as somewhere in West Virginia. Or is it Virginia? close enough. You’re probably well known in those parts. hopefully in a good way too. It sure was nice to see BQ back wasn’t it? Nothing against you but she adds spice to my life. I love spicy women. how about you? 
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Yes to all your questions except West Virginia. That Ultimate Steakhouse Whopper really looks good. I hope those are BOGO coupons you’re sending.
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you drive a hard bargain. I hope you’re not planning on taking the Queen out to dinner
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I think BQ is really nice, but those Ultimate Steakhouse Whoppers look really good.
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